Thursday, December 4, 2008
Christmas Gifts for Naughty Persons
URANIUM ORE
Guaranteed to give the recipient that special "holiday glow!"
Available from Amazon.com
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PET SCORPION
This may put some "sting" into your holiday budget, but it's well worth it - nothing says "you've been naughty" quite like this!
Available at many pet shops. Information here.
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STAR WARS LIMITED EDITION "UNCLE OWEN/AUNT BERU" ACTION FIGURES
Some have claimed that this particular scene proves that Star Wars is not a kid's movie.
Rare. Check with your local collectibles outlet.
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CANNED "SKINLESS" HAGGIS (IMPORTED)
Made according to a traditional recipe with finest lamb hearts and liver, pork and pork fat, and real Scots oats, this is sure to delight those with adventurous palates (and repel all others).
Available from Amazon.com
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MINERUNGEMS CHRISTMAS COAL
Santa's personal brand! The traditional standard for naughty children.
Available from Minerumgems.com
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